Funny New Year Wishes Messages and Shayari for Friends {Humorous}
New Year wishes are a very common thing around New Year. If you want to stand out from the crowd then use these Funny New Year Wishes Messages and Shayari for Friends. Everybody loves a funny message, be it a normal message on Whatsapp or a status update on Facebook.
You know that humour is the best medicine. Then why not spread fun and humour on this New Year 2018.New Year means to leave the pain and the hurt of the previous year in the last year and to take a resolution that you will have a fun year this time.
Send these Funny New Year Wishes Messages and Shayari to your friends, family and all your best friends so that they know that you want them to have a fun year this 2018.
You can sit and compose a funny New Year wish but why waste time when you can just get it here. Just copy and paste these wishes and hit send. You will see that when you send these messages you will receive smile and laughter in return and you will be responsible for spreading all the positivity and laughter.
So, without wasting any time. Let’s continue with the Funny New Year Wishes Message:
Funny New Year Wishes
Funny new year wishes messages
It’s good to spread the fun. Especially around new year because if you start the new year with Funny New Year Wishes then the whole year is likely to be full of fun and laughter.
Funny New Year Wishes Message are filled with one-liners which is usually the best kind of humour.
Just copy and paste these Funny New Year Wishes and spread the joy.
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!
May God inspire you to finally enrol in that anger management course in New Year!
Funny New Year Wishes
I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavoured EDT!
Wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
I pray sincerely no sequel is released into your favourite vampire romance this year!
All we wanted from life was love, peace, happiness and a Porsche. Three out of four isn’t quite so bad, considering what we’ve been through as friends. Happy New Year, and may this be the year of the Porsche.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true.
Funny New Year Wishes Messages
Funny New Year Wishes Messages are easy to send. Just copy and paste the messages given below and you will be
the bringer of joy to all in your family and your friend’s circle. You are usually funny with your friends and the comic
level is crazy if you are with your best friends. Don’t hesitate to use these Funny New Year Wishes Messages and send
it to your friends until their inbox is full.
I wish the god spares you from telemarketing calls when trying to finish work on Friday evenings!
I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!
Wish your neighbour does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends!
I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a fluorescent purple coloured dress this year.
I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Funny New Year Wishes Messages
It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.
This time of year offers us a brand new start. I want to take this opportunity to start fresh with you and wish you love and peace in the new year.
Every year we make resolutions and we vow to keep them. This year, my only resolution is to keep spending time with you.
I’m so excited to make new plans and new memories for you. Let’s make this year as good as the last one.
This time of year, it’s important to gather friends around and spend time together. I am eager to ring in the new year with you.
Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s, but worry more about what you eat between New Years and Christmas.
Only when the orgy that is Christmas THEN will you remember that New Year is almost upon you and it is time to evaluate your life. Because that’s what people do the week after Christmas.
Looking back on the months have gone by
As a new year starts and an old one ends
We contemplate what brought us joy
And we think of our loved ones & our friends.
Funny New Year Wishes Messages for Friends
Funny new year wishes messages
Friends are the family we choose. So, to keep the family you choose and to make them happy, forward them these Funny New Year Wishes Messages for Friends. There are a million ways to make your friends laugh but to wish them with Funny New Year Wishes Messages for Friends on New Year’s will make a ton of difference. Just copy and paste these Funny New Year Wishes Messages and make their faces lit up with happiness.
Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.
I caused you so much pain and hurt.
This year, I want you to know that I will never change.
I will stay the same. Happy New Year!
I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.
Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.
Happy New Year!
I will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!
Funny New Year Wishes Messages for Friends
Happy New Year to all of the people whom I had misunderstandings with.
Catch this firework as a sign of making peace to you!
If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year!
I decorated your room will plenty of fireworks that you will surely enjoy!
Wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.
I sincerely wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.
I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!
Funny New Year Wishes Messages for Family
The family is obviously the most precious thing in your life. A family is the biggest blessing one can get in their life
and to wish them on New Year with Funny New Year Wishes Messages for Family would be really awesome. Funny
New Year Wishes Messages can be sent within minutes and with just a few clicks. Don’t sweat it, just copy and paste
and hit send on your phone or your computer and make your family happy.
Who doesn’t love humour and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling.
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise, when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan
“Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”
“I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year.
“This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.”
“After making a careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in.”
“New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.”
Funny New Year Wishes Messages for Family
May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace.
My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!
May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains.
Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
I will no longer wish you more success.
You’ve had so much already.
It should be mine this year!
I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
Tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.
It’s New Year’s Eve!
Time for fireworks and treats
Just be careful though,
Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two.
Have a wonderful new year!
Funny New Year Wishes Messages and Shayari for Friends {Humorous}
Funny New Year Wishes Messages in Hindi
Hindi is not used enough by our young generation. Hindi is a beautiful language and it must be used more often to
wish our loved ones. It brings us close because it is our mother tongue and it gives us a sense of closeness. New Year
Wishes Messages in Hindi are the best way to make someone’s day. If someone sent me these images, i would be
smiling instantly. Just copy and paste these Funny New Year Wishes Messages in Hindi and send it to all your
friends.
I Αm sorry
Ek Βuri khabar hai
Μujhe Βhul jana please
..Μain kuch dino ke Βaad Tume Ηamesha ke liye ch0r kr chala jaunga
Tumhara Αpna year 2o17
Par Tume 1 naya dost deke ja rha hoon year 2018
Keep on ejoying wid it
Hmari Dua Hai Ki Ap Sal Ke..
Aaapki khushiyon ko char chand lag jaayein, Bichare huwe apne is baras laut aayein
Aao mil kar karein hum ek nahi shruwaat, Dil se aap sab ko
Happy New Year 2018 ki mubarakbad.
Aap jahan jaye wahan se kare fly all tear, Sab log aap ko hi maane apna dear
Aap ki har raah ho always clear, Aur god de aap ko ek very happy new year.
Wishing you a very Happy New Year 2018 in advance.
Funny New Year Wishes Messages in Hindi
तो बंधुओ साल का आखिरी सप्ताह आखिर आ ही गया…
पिछले साल 1 January के दिन एक आदमी ने मुझे डिनर खिलाया था और उसे साल के दूसरे ही दिन प्रमोशन मिल गया…
इसी तरह से एक ने मुझे नए साल पे गिफ्ट कार्ड दिया और उसे लॉटरी में एक घर मिला…
एक ने मुझे शॉपिंग का वाउचर दिया और उसे सिंगापूर और मलेशिया ✈का फ्री ट्रिप मिला…
एक दोस्त ने घडी गिफ्ट किया और आज उसका समय इतना अच्छा हो गया के आज वो अमेरिका में अपना रेस्टोरेंट खोल चूका है…
आप भी इस नए साल अपने लक को इसी तरह दिन दुगुना और रात चौगुनी कर सकते हैं!
एक ने ह्विस्की की बोतल में रंगीन पानी भर कर शानपत्ती दिखाई
आज बेचारा कबाड़ी के यहां शीशी अलग डक्कन अलग छांट रहा है
दुसरे ने इग्नोर किया
तो आज वो ढाबे में बर्तन धोता है…
ज़िन्दगी आपकी,
फैसला आपका
January gayi, February gayi, Gaye saare tyohaar, Naye saal ki belaa par jhoom raha sansaar,
Ab Jiska apko tha besbri se intzaar, Mangalmaye ho apke liye 2018 ka saal!
aye Saal Ki Pehli Kiran, Jab Tum Us K Darwaze Per Dastak Do,
To Itna Usye Kehna …… K Intizar K Deep Jalaye, Sirf Tumhain Yaad Rakhe Aur Baqi Sab Bhulaye,
ये फूल ये खुशबू ये बहार !
तुमको मिले ये सब उपहार !!
आसमा के चाँद और सितारे !
इन सब से तुम करो सृंगार !!
तुम खुश रहों आवाद रहों……
खुशियों का हो ऐसी फुहार !
हमारी ऐसी दुआ हैं हजार !!
दामन तुम्हारा छोटा पर जाए !
जीवन में मिले तुम्हे इतना प्यार !!
Happy New Year
Funny New Year Wishes for Best Friend
Funny new year wishes messages
A glass of water
A bottle of beer
Let’s get ready
And start the New Year’s party!
It’s New Year’s Eve!
Time for fireworks and treats
Just be careful though,
Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two.
Have a wonderful new year!
They say pain and tears help one to be stronger,
So I am wishing you more tears and pain.
For you to become even stronger than last year.
Happy New Year!
It’s New Year!
So you can legally drink as much as you want.
Just don’t drive, be safe and have fun!
My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, you just made my life worth living.
Happy New Year!
My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, you just made my life worth living.
Happy New Year!
This year,
Less complaining, more blessings
Less keeping, more sharing
Have a meaningful and blessed New Year ahead!
Some people don’t like New Year that much.
Because they have to make resolutions they will break a week after.
Happy New Year!
May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!
Funny New Year Wishes Messages
Lambe Safar Ki Oat Mein Pal Bar Nahin Ruka,
Mein Waqt K Fareeb Mein Aa Kar Nahin Ruka,
Phir Aa Gaya Hai Naya Sal Dosto,
Is Bar Bi Kisi Se December Nahin Ruka,
Le Kar Kisi Nain Haath Mein Kashkol-E-Waqt,
Aisa Safar Kiya K Kahin Per Nahin Ruka,
Manzar K Aks Mein Koi Chera Chatakh Gaya,
Sheshay K Pass Aa K Jo Pathar Nahin Ruka.
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Arz kiya hai
Duniya ne Kie hmpe bhut Zulm-o-Sitam.
Waah Waah
Duniya ne kiye Bohut Zulm-o-Sitam.
Khuda ki kasam
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12 Mahine Khush Raho,
52 Hafte Muskurate Raho,
365 Din Uper Wala Tum pr Meharbaan Rahe,
867o Ghante Kismat Aapka Saath sath chale.
Isi Dua Ke Saath Ap ko Naye Saal ki dher sari badhai
Happy New Year
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Khuda Kre ki yeh naya saal apko khoob raas ae
Jise ap chahe vo apke pas ae
Aap sara saal kanvare na reh jae
Apka rishta leke apki saans ae
Naye saal ki bhut bhut subh kamnae
Koi Hm Se Pehle “Wish” na karde apko!
Bas isi liye sb se pehle “Happy New Year” Kahte hain.
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“Try and start this New Year on a Godly note and don’t get too drunk. Have fun…. Happy New Year!” “I promise to be more thoughtful, more serious and less of a screw up this year, so pray a lot all these happen. Happiest New Year!” “My wish for you this year is that all the hours you spend on Facebook, add value to your everyday life. Happiest Brand New Year!” “May all the bad luck of last year not follow you to this New Year!”
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“May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight……Happy New Year best friend!” “Dream more this year because of my wish you this year, is that all your dreams may come true! Happy New Year!” “Wishing you the most memorable night out, productive days and exciting weekends. Happy New Year!” “Keep partying, have fun but don’t mess up. This year remember to be careful in order to stay happy. Happy New Year!”
Humourous New Year Wishes
“Best May you be granted the strength to do more laundry this Year. Happy New Year to the best friend I know!”
“It’s always difficult to find a person who is born again on the first day of the year. Hope you will be more God-fearing in the coming days this year. Happy New Year!”
“This year my resolution is to achieve the goals I did not achieve last year and to try not to forget them so that I can make them again next year if I don’t do them this year. Happy New year!”
“This New Year I could not come up with suitable resolutions because I found out I am perfectly perfect. Happy New Year.”
New Year Wishes Messages and Shayari for Friends {Humorous}
Funny new year Shayari in Hindi 2018
इस नए साल में खुशियों की बरसाते हो
प्यार के दिन और मोहब्बत भरी राते हो
रंजिशे नफरते मिट जाए सदा के लिए
सभी के दिलो में सिर्फ ऐसी चाहतें हो
ज़िन्दगी हो जाये सुहानी, नए साल में
बात हो दिल की ज़ुबानी, नए साल में
हर दिन हसीं और रातें रोशन हो
खुशियों की हो रवानी, नए साल में
हर किसी के दिल में हो, सबके लिए प्यार
पूरी हो अधूरी कहानी, नए साल में
करते हैं हम ये दुआ, सिर को झुकाकर
मिले गरीब को रोटी और पानी, नए साल में
पुराना साल हो रहा हैं, अब सबसे दूर
ख़त्म हो नफरतो की कहानी, नए साल में
आपको तहे दिल से नववर्ष की शुभकामना
Naya saal, naya din, nayi tamanna jeevan ki
Chalo mil beth tye kare khusiya apne aangan ki
Sabko mubarak ho naya saal nayi kiran jeevan ki
Chalo banaye zindagi ko josh umang se bhare palo ki
Sabke pure ho sapne, uchayiyaa mile jiveen ki
Chalo dosto mil beth baant le sukh dukh apne kismat ki
Wish You a Very Happy New Year Friends
Thank you for visiting our website and reading the article on Funny New Year Wishes Messages. You know that New
Year is the time where everyone is busy sending wishes to their loved ones. So, you should not fall behind. There are
more than 200 Funny New Year Wishes Messages in this article. take any one of them and send to your friends,
family and relatives.
It will bring you close and will put a smile on their face. My intention with this article is to give you a few wishes that
can be sent to all your contacts and to spread the joy and the positive vibes. Use them without hesitation.
Happy New Year.
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